Sarcasm

You know what I extremely dislike?  We have this English language.  And its the best thing we have at communicating with each other, even if its probably one of the worst mediums to actually communicate.  But what I'm angry about, is that we can introduce this thing called sarcasm... where we take the words we are saying, and make it mean something COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. 

"You're so awesome", said sarcastically, can be taken as "You aren't awesome!". 

Etc., I won't go into that so much.

Here's where I stand. 

I'm working really hard to abolish sarcasm from my reality.  You know what?  Sarcasm doesn't exist.  No matter how much tone or attitude you put into saying something, I will only take it at face value.  That goes for anything, sarcastic, or not. 

So if you want me to get some sort of message from you, you better be saying exactly what you want me to know.  Otherwise, I'm going to ignore your other message and just listen to the actual words.

BAM.